I’m in the market for a nice chess set.
The Lorenzo de Medici chess set by Piero Benzoni, now only $75,000.
If playing as the US you have to move 5 pieces at a time and whenever you take a high value enemy piece one pawn randomly becomes the piece you took. Also, neither side should ever run out of pawns every time you take a pawn, another appears where it started from.
And the American pieces cannot be attacked from the front, they have to be ambushed- meaning the piece must be moved to a “passed” position.
This game should also be played with poker chips- Every time the US moves, whoever is playing them must give up 1,000 dollars.
Since the pieces never actually get taken out of play- only moved to their start. The game only ends when the poker chips are all used up.
Also, the game should only start in earnest after the American rooks are taken- and they will be the only pieces in the game that can be taken. Once the rooks have been taken then all movements for the Americans cost 5,000 dollars per move.
The game should also be played with a soundtrack of Russians laughing at you saying over and over again- “You can’t conquer Afghanistan”